I @gwhitefield I’d rather have a TULIP than lose my way. #assuranceofsalvation
@jwesleyonhishorse I
wonder what Grace thinks #shelovesmeshelovesmenot
@cwesleyhymns It just wasn’t meant to be @mrsbennet
#Shouldhavemovedfaster
@jwesleyonhishorse I
thought she loved me.
@mrsbennet the
ceremony was already planned @cwesleyhymns
@cwesleyhymns I
told you she wasn’t good enough for you #remindsmeofsophy
@gwhitefield You
both could learn to preach #Ifillthosepewsyoudon’t
@jwesleyonhishorse
I married @MollyV today. We should be so happy #hopeforthefuture
@MollyV
@jwesleyonhishorse better quit texting @annbolton
@jwesleyonhishorse
@MollyV you can’t make me #nanananbooboo
@MollyV @jwesleyonhishorse
I told you to come home and quit visiting all those women #ifyoudontIllputspywareonyourmacbook
@jwesleyonhishorse
you wouldn’t dare
@MollyV Watch
me #Dontmesswithamadwoman
@cwesleyhymns
Hark the Herald angels sing let us all get along @MollyV
@MollyV shut
up @CWesleyhymns or I’ll call @SarahGwynne
@GWhitefield Let’s
all go out into the field and preach #stopmessingaround
@jwesleyonhishorse ouch
@MollyV pulled my hair
#weneedamarriagecounselorwhoisnotmybrother
@SarahGwynne There
is a reason I told @cwesleyhymns to stop the itinerancy
@MollyV If
@cwesleyhymns can stop traveling than so can @jwesleyonhishorse
@jwesleyonhishorse There are reasons one would rather sleep
with one’s head on a rock than in one’s bed
#Istickwiththeitineracy
@MrsBennet
Obviously I chose the right one @MrBennet #anearmiss
@cwesleyhymns Last
night there were so many preachers in the preaching house at
@methodistmeetinghousebristol that we broke the floor and landed on a pile of
tobacco
@jwesleyonhishorse Must be time to build a New Room.
#maybeitwillstoppeoplefromthrowingstones
@MollyV Are
you sure it was all preachers in that room and not women?
#IdontrustyouasfarasIcanthrowyou
@jwesleyonhishorse [blocks] @MollyV
@cwesleyhymns It’s
God’s wrath on us for dissenting #weshouldremainloyaltothemotherchurch
@jwesleyonhishorse Don’t get your knickers in a wad
@cwesleyhymns
[Wesley scholars, please excuse the anachronisms)
Kelly Yates (yes it's original, but feel free to share)
